Comforting Like Chocolate

"dear samantha i’m sorry we have to get a divorce i know that seems like an odd way to start a love..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:43:59 -0400

“

dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an odd way to start a love letter but let me explain:
it’s not you
it sure as hell isn’t me
it’s just human beings don’t love as well as insects do
i love you.. far too much to let what we have be ruined by the failings of our species

i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
i know you would never DO anything, you never do but..
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night

did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones, sensing the change, the male fly does the same. when two flies love each other they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again. if either one of them dies before procreation can happen both sets of genetic code are lost forever. now that… is dedication.

after Elizabeth and i broke up we spent three days dividing everything we had bought together
like if i knew what pots were mine like if i knew which drapes were mine somehow the pain would go away

this is not true

after two praying mantises mate, the nervous system of the male begins to shut down
while he still has control over his motor functions
he flops onto his back, exposing his soft underbelly up to his lover like a gift
she then proceeds to lovingly dice him into tiny cubes
spooning every morsel into her mouth
she wastes nothing
even the exoskeleton goes
she does this so that once their children are born she has something to regurgitate to feed them
now that.. is selflessness

i could never do that for you

so i have a new plan
i’m gonna leave you now
i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices
i hope you do the same
i will jay walk at every opportunity
i will steal things i could easily afford
i will be rude to strangers
i hope you do the same
i hope reincarnation is real
i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures
i hope we are reborn as flies
so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.

”

”

- Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter (via shamunu)

hamishthehobbit: femmeslasher: cattstark: fandom-fanboyism: c...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:26:19 -0400

hamishthehobbit:

femmeslasher:

cattstark:

fandom-fanboyism:

courtneybeth:

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT

IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET

I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:

x

I AM GOING TO DO IT

I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE

forensic-dragons: hopelesslyhiddled: ssjdebusk: homoosesexual:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:42:14 -0400

forensic-dragons:

hopelesslyhiddled:

ssjdebusk:

homoosesexual:

[x]

this entire gif set makes me want to vomit from the sheer cuteness. Doesn’t Wes call him Uncle Jensen too. Actually can’t.

HE’S UNCLE JENSEN TO THOMAS BECAUSE JARED AND HIM ARE REALLY BROTHERS. OH MY HEART.

this made me start making baby noises

lovetheblazer:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:23:28 -0400

lovetheblazer:

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:23:27 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:54:16 -0400

cokeflow: these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music” uhm wtf it’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:54:11 -0400

cokeflow:

these people at starbucks just asked me to “turn down my screamo music”

uhm wtf it’s post-hardcore melodic 2-step pop-core, get real

despicable-me: Evil Minion http://bit.ly/evilminion Download

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:50:52 -0400

despicable-me:

Evil Minion

http://bit.ly/evilminion

Download

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:50:26 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:50:08 -0400

dandyads: Trojan Condoms, 1993

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 10:00:53 -0400

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

avengent: aaawhyme: tobejuliaagain: aetheling: “Pooh and...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:54:52 -0400

avengent:

aaawhyme:

tobejuliaagain:

aetheling:

“Pooh and his friends were given as gifts by author A. A. Milne to his son Christopher Robin Milne between 1920 and 1922. Pooh was purchased in London at Harrods for Christopher’s first birthday. Christopher later gave them to publisher E. P. Dutton, who in turn donated them to the New York Public Library.”

Oh my god. Oh my god.

This is them, guys. This is them. Got chills.

I’m more star struck from this picture, than I have been at any other moment in my life.

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:49:20 -0400

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"I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them,..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:48:31 -0400

“I want you to tell me about every person you’ve ever been in love with. Tell me why you loved them, then tell me why they loved you. Tell me about a day in your life you didn’t think you’d live through. Tell me what the word “home” means to you and tell me in a way that I’ll know your mothers name just by the way you describe your bed room when you were 8. See, I wanna know the first time you felt the weight of hate and if that day still trembles beneath your bones. Do you kiss your friends on the cheek? Do you think that anger is a sincere emotion or just the timid motion of a fragile heart trying to beat away its pain? See, I wanna know what you think of your first name. And if you often lie awake at night and imagine your mothers joy when she spoke it for the very first time. I want you tell me all the ways you’ve been unkind. Tell me all the ways you’ve been cruel.Do you believe that Mary was really a virgin? Do you believe that Moses really parted the sea? And if you don’t believe in miracles, tell me, how would you explain the miracle of my life to me? And for all the times you’ve knelt before the temple of yourself, have the prayers you’ve asked come true? And if they didn’t did you feel denied? And if you felt denied, denied by who[m]? I wanna know what you see when you look in the mirror on a day you’re feeling good. I wanna know what you see in the mirror on a day you’re feeling bad. I wanna know the first person who ever taught you your beauty could ever be reflected on a lousy piece of glass. If you ever reach enlightenment, will you remember how to laugh? Have you ever been a song? See, I wanna know more than what you do for a living. I wanna know how much of your life you spend just giving. And if you love yourself enough to also receive sometimes. I wanna know if you bleed sometimes through other people’s wounds. And if you dream sometimes that this life is just a balloon that if you wanted to you could pop—but you never would because you’d never want it to stop.”

- Andrea Gibson [x] (via esotericcoteries)

the-absolute-best-posts: givehimapuzzle-watchhimdance: My basic...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:46:01 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

givehimapuzzle-watchhimdance:

My basic attitude towards anything ever

liamdryden: eddplant: tommilsom: dudleyworl: slomozovo: New...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:44:37 -0400

liamdryden:

eddplant:

tommilsom:

dudleyworl:

slomozovo:

New video! I directed this music video for Tom Milsom’s track ‘Pipes’, from the upcoming album Organs. It was produced in just one week, from concept to finished product, and I’m very proud of it.

If you enjoy it, please reblog it!

?????????????????????????????????/ perfect

please watch!!!!!!!!!!! and share!!!!!!!!!!

For real watch this five times

I played this then I played it again and I played it another time and you can bet your dang ass I’m gonna play it some more

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:43:06 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:40:23 -0400

starllex: this is my favorite post of all time

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:35:10 -0400

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:34:54 -0400